Grey days with a touch of humour

I dreamt of her today. She came up to me and said, "I'm breaking up with you cos I've decided to be with Ruben". I looked at her.
"Why with him? He's not really your style... is he?"
As I looked at her, convinced that she was going to be with Ruben, and that his girlfriend had agreed to break up with him... I thought; "something's not quite right here. It's very strange that you should want to be with Ruben... isn't he a bit infantile for you?"...

I woke up too early this morning. And then I realised what it was... Ruben is my 10 year old student. How could she, being 19, want to be with Ruben?
My mind plays tricks on me to brighten up these grey days, cos it's pretty funny if you think about it.